Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

Starving artist, from Australia, tries to pay bills with spider drawing. It’s outstandingly funny how the utility company representative engages the customer and goes as far as to “return” his drawings via email.

Full email dialog here

“The pattern for daily TV use is particularly dramatic, with ‘not happy’ people estimating over 30% more TV hours per day than ‘very happy’ people,” the study says. “Television viewing is a pleasurable enough activity with no lasting benefit, and it pushes aside time spent in other activities — ones that might be less immediately pleasurable, but that would provide long-term benefits in one’s condition. In other words, TV does cause people to be less happy.”

The researchers determined that activities such as sex, reading and socializing correlated with the highest levels of overall happiness while watching TV, on the other hand, was the only activity that had a direct correlation with unhappiness.

It was noted that with regards to the TV watching, they weren’t sure whether happy people just don’t have time for TV because they’re too busy being happy… or that TV watching actually creates unhappiness in people. I think it’s both. Wonder when they’ll come out with the same study on people that spend 12+ hours in front of computers and how their happiness measures up…

Source - Study: Unhappy people watch more TV

The President controls few things that on a day to day basis affect my life. He is largely a figure head, scapegoat at times, and poster boy for a political agenda that is barely radical or capable of stimulating mass “change” in our country. This is why I did not vote.

It’s astonishing to me that people in California have chosen to revoke rights granted to their fellow Americans. It’s like a recall on freedom and equality - a very messed up one. It’s my opinion that the Presidential race for office overshadowed the issue going down with Prop 8 and it didn’t receive nearly enough press and awareness. I’m disappointed and still having trouble grasping why time and time again history has proven that there are no human rights unless explicitly granted to you on a piece of paper.

I’m not a proponent of religion, or blind believer - but I do believe that Christians have largely overlooked the fact that when Jesus came about, his only commandments were to love god and love others. Throw out that old testament crap and stop hating. Get out of people’s bedrooms, accept that not everyone thinks and believes the same thing you do, and realize that you shouldn’t have the right to make decisions that place one group of people as lesser or not worthy of rights you have.

I’m really hoping for a recount or something.

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