I’ve launched a new design with a bunch of new work. It took a while to get it just right, but I’m happy with the ease of use and design of the site. Thanks, Nicole. You are super awesome

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everybody loves flying pictures, even if you hate flying you have to somewhat enjoy looking at clouds from up above.

This is a real quick tutorial showing how I go about reveals using after effects cs3 and shape layers. Here’s the Quicktime link

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2-headed turtle

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So who the fuck makes chicken marsala without pasta? Apparently Esposito’s resturaunt in downtown Valhalla New York does. I guess having a horrible flash intro to their site is just a bonus to how shitty their chicken marsala is. We like to eat out. And being in New York you get to eat some of the best food around. However, serving chicken marsala without pasta seems like a crime to me. Or at least tell some folks “hey, we don’t serve our chicken marsala over pasta, so if you want it over pasta we’ll need to charge you an extra xxxx.”

Sorry esposito’s; your pizza is okay but you get -5 for bad service and lack of communication. We’ll make up soon, I promise.

ps. i had to cook my own pasta after you delivered the chicken to my door. Poo on you, poo on you.

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awesome.

sorta like flying, i guess.

kira + barb = big slide.

barb and i, squished.

death machine?

awkward

erect fire chief.

George carlin died sunday june 22nd of heart failure. the world is now a shittier place.

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